A Stoner finds a dirty old lantern and gives is a rub when suddenly a Genie appears out of the lantern.
The Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and you could smoke nice fat joint” and like magic a beautiful joint appears and they both smoke it. After they finish, the Genie…
3 men with different addictions died on the same day.
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person’s vice was. Joe said “My vice was eating everything I saw!” The saint said: “You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in front of your addiction, having access to all kinds of food.” Dan said “I was addicted to gambling!” Saint Peter replied: “He will…
Three women convince their goofy husbands to go to clown college for a year.
Three women convince their goofy husbands to go to clown college for a year.“The men go off, graduate, and return, and now the women are gossiping about it over tea.The first woman sets her tea down, sighs, and says, “”It’s horrible. Ever since my husband got back from clown college, he’s been pranking me! Look…
Teacher asked Billy one dollar Question
Teacher: “If you have one dollar and you ask your dad for another dollar, how many dollars do you have?” “Billy: One dollar. Teacher: I’m sorry, Billy, it seems you don’t know your math. Billy: I’m sorry, Miss, it seems you don’t know my dad.”
My wife was cooking breakfast in nothing but a T-shirt…
When I woke up this morning, my wife was cooking breakfast in nothing but a T-shirt… When she saw me, she said she needed me to have sax with her right now. I was surprised but happy to oblige. After I asked what that was all about. She said, “the timer broke and there was…
Hitler’s Own Seven Dwarfs who fell under the spell of Dr Death.
The hideous experiments carried out by Nazi Josef Mengele on seven trusting brothers and sisters. As powerful beams of light revealed the new arrivals at Auschwitz, the SS guards could scarcely believe their eyes. One by one, seven tiny people were lifted off the train. Five were women — each no taller than a girl…
Hideki Tojo, who was executed with a secret message engraved on his Teeth in WORLD WAR II
Hideki Tojo, who was executed with a secret message engraved on his false teeth. Tojo was the man behind the attack on Pearl Harbor, millions of civilian deaths and war crimes against enemy soldiers. He was Prime Minister of Japan during WWII, and a proponent of pre-emptive attacks on Japan’s enemies, including America. The wholesale…
The Chilling History of Modern Gynecology
The history of gynecology is marked by a series of dark events that reveal the exploitation and mistreatment of women, particularly those in vulnerable situations such as prisons and mental institutions. This article delves into significant historical events, experiments, and the underlying ideologies that have shaped the field of gynecology, particularly focusing on the practices…
Why the guillotine may be less cruel than execution by slow poisoning?
The guillotine, an iconic symbol of the French Revolution, has a history that stretches back to ancient times. Its development and use reflect the evolving practices and philosophies of execution and justice throughout human history. This article traces the origins and evolution of the guillotine, highlighting its historical significance and impact. Ancient Precursors The concept…
World War II as you’ve NEVER seen it before!
From the horrors of the Blitz to kamikaze attacks in the Pacific, World War II inflicted terrible suffering on troops and civilians alike. But as these photos reveal, soldiers fighting the war, whether in the Far East or Europe, did enjoy some more light-hearted moments. Hidden away in the attics of former servicemen for more…