John: I’ve been coming here for a while and it’s becoming a bit routine. Have you got something different to try?
Madame: Well we do have a girl with a glass eye…she takes it out a let’s you fu*k her in the eye socket
John: OMG that’s crazy, I’ll have to give it a try
15 minutes later
John: That was amazing, I would never have thought of something like that in a million years. I’ll definitely be back
Madame: Okay, I will tell her to keep an eye out for you