A guy walks into a br0thel

John: I’ve been coming here for a while and it’s becoming a bit routine. Have you got something different to try?

Madame: Well we do have a girl with a glass eye…she takes it out a let’s you fu*k her in the eye socket

John: OMG that’s crazy, I’ll have to give it a try

15 minutes later

John: That was amazing, I would never have thought of something like that in a million years. I’ll definitely be back

Madame: Okay, I will tell her to keep an eye out for you

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