Funny Jokes

a teacher noticed that little Johnny sitting at the back of the class was squirming around scratching his crotch and not paying attention she went back to find out what was going on he was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy the teacher told him … Read more

Hugh Hefner decided to marry he sent his talent scouts out to look for the perfect blonde the scouts were given strict criteria but of course one of the criteria is that must be natural blonde and it could only be confirmed by Hugh at a personal interview the day came where it had been … Read more

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, by having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap… One evening she sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn’t tell her husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: “Excuse me my … Read more

This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning, he dropped her off at her apartment and said, “So long, Lucy.” She said, “Goodbye, shorty.”

Deep In the Backwoods of lecher County Kentucky a redneck wife went into labor in the middle of the night the Frantic husband called the doctor out to assist in the delivery since there was no electricity the doctor handed the father to be a lantern and said here you hold this high so I … Read more

A priest passed near a young boy’s gang that were hanging out next to the church. He went close to them and asked them, what are you boys doing there? Not much, father. We are playing a game in which whoever says the biggest lie about his love games life wins. Oh, boys. Surprised, said … Read more

Larry an avid hunter from Mississippi walked into the local bar one evening and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills Larry was undoubtedly a good shot something all the locals knew however on this evening there was a hunter from out of state in the bar he told Larry if you’re such a good … Read more