A lawyer is out for a drive when he gets violently sideswiped, seemingly out of nowhere.
A police officer arrives at the scene to take his statement, but the driver keeps ranting on and on about the damage to his car.
“My beautiful BMW! The god-damned door was torn right off!”
The police officer rolls his eyes and says “You lawyers are so materialistic it makes me sick. Here you are, going on about your precious car, and you didn’t even notice your left arm was torn off in the crash.”
The man looks down at the bloody stump, and with mounting horror, exclaims, “*My Rolex!*”