GOSSIP

A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cut off jeans. Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the genie to give him one wish. He pulls out a map of the Middle East and asks the genie if he can bring…

three brothers are traveling along a  road and their car dies they all get out of   the car and start walking to a barn that’s  a little ways away when they get there the   farmer comes out of the barn and offers  them a room for one night he says to the   first one you…

a couple were having trouble conceiving a child so they went to a doctor he examined them and concluded that the problem was one of insufficient penetration he suggested to the man that they tried the rear entry position the man said what is that the doctor replied just watch the dogs and do like…

a guy goes into a brothel and says to the Madame I want something kinky so she takes him to a room with a barewood floor and a tiny light bulb hanging on a string in the middle is a milk crate with a chicken sitting on it guy says are you serious Madam says…

A man is leaving town for a business trip. Knowing he’ll be gone for a few weeks, he decides to treat his wife to a new sex toy to keep her satisfied until he returns. However, looking around the local shop he doesn’t see anything that he thinks she’ll like. At this point the shop…

A man had recently become assistant to the pastor at a church in a large city. On his first day of work he reported to the pastor’s office. “Today, I would like you to go to the poor areas in our city and pray with the less fortunate there.” the pastor tells him. So, the…

a young man moved into a new apartment on his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him….

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. We’ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don’t seem to be able to get pregnant. She confessed miserably. I’m sure we’ll solve your problem. The doctor reassured her. If…

John decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into an nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. I realized it’s…

An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties, and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. Hey John, she says. come and get some of this! The old man says, hell no, woman. It done ate a…