GOSSIP

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbandsconstant demands for s@x, decides to make a schedule for him, to cutdown on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the restof their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece ofpaper, “Honey, you know I…

A man buys a pack of “Olympic condoms”. Upon getting home, heannounces to his wife.she blurts, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” hereplies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze…??tonight?”, she asks cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. Thewife responds, “Why do not you wear Silver, it would be nice if you camesecond…

a man was playing goLF and he got lost he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her saying can you please help me I don’t know what hole I’m on she told him you are one hole behind me I’m on seven and you are on six he tanked her and…

a blonde woman places an ad in the local newspaper looking for a man with three qualifications won’t beat me up won’t run away from me and is great in bed two days later her doorbell rings hi I’m Tim I have no arms so I won’t beat you and no legs so I won’t…

A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cut off jeans. Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the genie to give him one wish. He pulls out a map of the Middle East and asks the genie if he can bring…

three brothers are traveling along a  road and their car dies they all get out of   the car and start walking to a barn that’s  a little ways away when they get there the   farmer comes out of the barn and offers  them a room for one night he says to the   first one you…

a couple were having trouble conceiving a child so they went to a doctor he examined them and concluded that the problem was one of insufficient penetration he suggested to the man that they tried the rear entry position the man said what is that the doctor replied just watch the dogs and do like…

a guy goes into a brothel and says to the Madame I want something kinky so she takes him to a room with a barewood floor and a tiny light bulb hanging on a string in the middle is a milk crate with a chicken sitting on it guy says are you serious Madam says…

A man is leaving town for a business trip. Knowing he’ll be gone for a few weeks, he decides to treat his wife to a new sex toy to keep her satisfied until he returns. However, looking around the local shop he doesn’t see anything that he thinks she’ll like. At this point the shop…

A man had recently become assistant to the pastor at a church in a large city. On his first day of work he reported to the pastor’s office. “Today, I would like you to go to the poor areas in our city and pray with the less fortunate there.” the pastor tells him. So, the…