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a blonde woman places an ad in the local
newspaper looking for a man with three
qualifications won’t beat me up won’t
run away from me and is great in
bed two days later her doorbell rings hi
I’m Tim I have no arms so I won’t beat
you and no legs so I won’t run
away what makes you think you are great
in bed the woman retorts
replies I rang
the doorbell didn’t