GOSSIP

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. We’ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don’t seem to be able to get pregnant. She confessed miserably. I’m sure we’ll solve your problem. The doctor reassured her. If…

John decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into an nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. I realized it’s…

An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties, and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. Hey John, she says. come and get some of this! The old man says, hell no, woman. It done ate a…

a college professor was in a confessional Booth talking to the priest father my wife has been out of town he said after class today A beautiful young coet invited me back to her dorm room I know it’s wrong but I’ve never been in a situation like this before and she was just so…

A pilgrim was walking across the prairie during the days of the Old West when he came across a small town. Passing through the town, he noticed a saloon and decided to stop and quench his thirst. After ordering a beer, he stood at the bar and observed the other clientele in the saloon. Suddenly…

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat…

On a dark, stormy evening, Peter, a taxi driver, was navigating through the wet streets of the city. The streets were mostly empty, and he was contemplating calling it a night. Suddenly, as he passed a dimly lit alleyway, he noticed a frantic hand waving, signaling him to stop. As he slowed his cab and…

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared one with the teacher. Little Johnny says, Can I play with your belly button? My mom always lets me when we camp. The teacher says, sure. 5 minutes later, the teacher says, Woah. Woah. Woah. That’s not a bellabund. Little…