GOSSIP

An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to…

there was a hundred-year-old man who was about to marry a gorgeous 24-year-old Playboy model concerned for his elderly patient his doctor tried to talk him out of it surely you realize the doctor said the honeymoon could easily cause a life or death medical crisis the old man just grinned and replied if she…

After a six-hour conference, an executive checked back into his hotel. He said to the receptionist, “I’m going to my room to shower and rest up for a while. If one of your female staff would be interested in keeping me company tonight, I’d make it well worth her while.” He was quite a good-looking…

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.  So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?”  The Cowboy…

A woman goes to her Gynecologist. “What seems to be the problem?” asked the doctor. Woman: “Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina.” The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, “Those Aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the stickers off the bananas.”

so a man stumbled home after a night partying hard with his mistress he checked the time on his watch and saw that it was 6:00 a.m. when he got to his front door his very angry wife greeted him she smelt the alcohol on his breath and saw the lipstick on his cheek I…

So the wife and I were in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago when that incoming missile alert came up on both of our phones she quickly changed into her naughtiest lingery and took up a seductive pose on the hotel bed we only have 38 minutes to live said my wife so let’s make…