GOSSIP

a teacher noticed that little Johnny sitting at the back of the class was squirming around scratching his crotch and not paying attention she went back to find out what was going on he was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy the teacher told him…

Hugh Hefner decided to marry he sent his talent scouts out to look for the perfect blonde the scouts were given strict criteria but of course one of the criteria is that must be natural blonde and it could only be confirmed by Hugh at a personal interview the day came where it had been…

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, by having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap… One evening she sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn’t tell her husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: “Excuse me my…

This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning, he dropped her off at her apartment and said, “So long, Lucy.” She said, “Goodbye, shorty.”

Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, you hold this high so I can see…

A priest passed near a young boy’s gang that were hanging out next to the church. He went close to them and asked them, what are you boys doing there? Not much, father. We are playing a game in which whoever says the biggest lie about his love games life wins. Oh, boys. Surprised, said…

Larry an avid hunter from Mississippi walked into the local bar one evening and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills Larry was undoubtedly a good shot something all the locals knew however on this evening there was a hunter from out of state in the bar he told Larry if you’re such a good…

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a br*thel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one…

A little girl was taking a bath with her mother. The mother stood up in the bath and the girl noticed the dark hair of her pubic area. Pointing to that area, the girl asked, Hey mommy, what is that? The mom was flustered and replied, Oh, that’s my squirrel. The little girl said, Oh,…

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home, her mom advised her, My sweet, whenever your boyfriend wanted to touch your pants, tell him there is a hot oven, so your hand will burn. Next day the mom asked her daughter, Had you a good day? The blonde answered, It was the best…