A redneck wife went into labor in the middle of the Night

Deep In the Backwoods of lecher County Kentucky a redneck wife went into labor

in the middle of the night the Frantic husband called the doctor out to assist

in the delivery since there was no electricity the doctor handed the father

to be a lantern and said here you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing

soon a baby boy was brought into the world the redneck set the lantern down

to take a swig of whiskey whoa there said the doctor don’t be in such a rush

to put that Lantern down I think there’s another one coming sure enough within

minutes he had delivered a baby girl hold that Lantern up don’t set it down

there’s another one on its way said the doctor within a few minutes he had

delivered a third baby no don’t be in a hurry to put that on that Lantern it

seems there’s yet another one coming cried the doctor the redneck scratched

his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor you reckon it might be the light

that’s attracting em?

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