A trucker who has been out on the road for two months
stops at a br*thel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says:
“I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”
The Madam is astonished.
“But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies
and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies,
“Listen darling, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”