
After a six-hour conference, an executive checked back into his hotel. He said to the receptionist, “I’m going to my room to shower and rest up for a while. If one of your female staff would be interested in keeping me company tonight, I’d make it well worth her while.” He was quite a good-looking bloke so, after about an hour, the receptionist – being off-duty by this time – went up to his room. His door was open slightly and he was lying on the bed, naked. She peeked through the crack and had a look at him. He was well-built but his lad seemed to be a bit on the small side…in fact, it even had the word “Little” tattooed on it. She went back downstairs and had a word with one of the chambermaids, who was definitely up for a bit of extra money. The following morning the receptionist was on duty again when the chambermaid came down the stairs. She looked absolutely wrecked – her hair was all over the place, her mascara was a mess, her skirt was on back-to-front and her lipstick was non-existent. “Well, Linda, how did your night go?” The chambermaid replied, “Oh, my God, I’ve just had the most incredible night of sex in my entire life!…and you should have seen his tattoo – it said, “Little Rock Junior Chamber of Commerce Executive Vice-President.”