GOSSIP

A young boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash behind him. He goes straight up to the pimp and says: “I need a girl for an hour.”. “Haha! You’ve got to be joking boy, you’re just a kid!” replies the pimp. Boy throws a pack of money onto the table….

So after talking it over for the past few months my wife finally agreed to go with me to a swingers club. She wore a really cute skirt, so I knew she was more excited than she let on. Anyway, we got there and the hostess greeted us and instantly could tell she was nervous…

A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 * 7?’ so I asked ‘what’s the fucking difference?’ “ “Indeed, what is the difference?”…

I nearly went home with a lady boy last night I picked him up in a nightclub he looked like a woman smelled like a woman danced like a woman even kissed like a woman but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid…

Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.Paddy says “Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too.”Mick agrees “I’m ordering one right now”3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick “Has your woman turned up yet?”“No” said Mick “but it shouldn’t be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!

A married couple was celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. They went to the same hotel they stayed at 10 years ago. They got the same room as before. They went to the same restaurant and had the same meals. They had a few drinks at the restaurant, and they had more champagne when they returned…

Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife can you hold him in church for an hour after Mass for me the friend doesn’t like it but being a buddy he agrees after Mass Bob starts talking to the priest asking him all sorts of stupid questions just to…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with  one of her students, who was being extremely   rude in class… So, one day she asked Little  Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m   too smart for the first grade… ” “my sister is  in the third grade, and I’m smarter than her too.”   The teacher…

One night a little girl walks in on her parents Having a game. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you doing, Mommy? The mother too embarrassed to tell her little girl about so she makes up an…

A man and a woman had been travelling the past couple of weeks and were now enjoying their day at the beach. The man asks the woman, What do you think? Shall we go today to a nude beach and fully enjoy the sunshine? The woman agrees and so they go and start sunbathing. After…