GOSSIP

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then, another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of…

Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Heck. My wife is better than that.” The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “You know? Your wife is better.”

a teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that. The teenager yells back. Loosen up, grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show. And out she goes. The next day…

the doctor told him that Master buing before sex often helped Men last longer during the act the man decided what the hell I try it he spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it he couldn’t do it in his office he talk about the restroom but that was too…

A well-earned one dollar bill and a similarly distressed 100 bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be destroyed. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The 100 bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I’ve had a pretty good life,” the 100 bill…

One day, a husband telephones his wife. But his daughter answers, “Hello?” “Hey honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s in the bedroom with Uncle Jake.” “But you don’t have an uncle Jake, sweetie.” “Uh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now.” “Okay honey,…

Three men died and were greeted by Satan at the gates of hell. Welcome, you sinners! Here in hell, your rank and your mode of transportation is based on your Your experiences with women. And then he asks the first man, How many were you with? The man thinks and says, I think it must…

A woman had been shopping the whole day at the mall and was almost ready to go back home. When she noticed a tattoo artist doing a really amazing tattoo for this one woman, she goes closer to take a look and is absolutely amazed how talented the man is. Once the tattoo artist finished…

Tom calls his boss and says, “Hey boss, I can’t come to work today. I’m really sick—got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt. I just can’t make it.” The boss replies, “Tom, I really need you today. Listen, when I feel like that, I go to my wife, and we… you know, get…

A man goes to a restaurant for dinner. He has a seat at a table and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He beckons the waiter over and asks, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?” The waiter says, “A penny.” The man exclaims, “A penny?…