GOSSIP

In a quaint little church, there was a talented organist named Karen, renowned for her impressive musical skills and, well, equally impressive assets. As she played the organ, her ample bosom seemed to have a mind of its own, drawing more attention than the hymns themselves. This became quite the topic of discussion among the…

Clark Kent was lying on his deathbed with his wife, Lois Lane, lying beside him. After some time, Lois said, “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to…

wife suppose you hit the jackpot of $1 million in a lottery and the same day someone kidnaps me and Demands a ransom of $1 million what will you do husband I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day

So, a woman found out her husband was cheating. She grabbed a large knife, intending to cut off his manhood while he slept. She lifted the blanket and raised the knife over her head, but as she swung it down, he moved slightly, and she ended up chopping off his leg instead. The husband called…

a guy and a girl had a poem competition Guy 2 * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I can put mine in yours but you can’t put yours in mine girl two time * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I know the length of yours but you won’t know…

A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door. A boy about 9 opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” the farmer asked.The boy replied, “No, they went into town.” “Well, how about your brother Howard?” the farmer asked.“No, he went with Mom and Dad,” the boy said. The…

A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. Three women walked past and felt sorry for him. One said, “Have you ever had a hug?”He said, “No,” so she hugged him and walked on. The second one asked, “Have you ever had a kiss?”He said, “No,” so she…

A wise old farmer wanted to teach his 18-year-old son about entrepreneurship and resourcefulness. To test the boy’s skills, he handed him a duck and challenged him: “Take this to town, my son. By the time you return, make sure you are in a better position than when you started.” Taking up the challenge with…

“A 17-year-old male walks into a drug store. He says, “”I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards, I hope there’s a chance I get lucky—you know what I mean.”” The clerk replies, “”How about condoms, then? They could come in handy. Here’s a pack.”” The young man pays, walks to…

A guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with s@x. “Doctor, I think my dick is just too damn small” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer” he replies quite bemused. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. You should try…