a man sat on a towel on a beach
he had no arms or legs three women
walked past and felt sorry for him one
said you ever had a hug he said no so
she hugged him and walked on the second
one asked you ever had a kiss he said no
so she kissed him and walked on the
third one asked you ever been screwed he
said no as his eyes lit up she said you
will be when the tide comes
in so a blonde wants to send a message
to her mother
overseas the man told her it would cost
$300 I don’t have
$300 said the blonde but I’ll do
anything to get a message to my mother
anything said the man yes
anything said the blonde follow me said
the man now get down on your knees pull
down my zip and gently take out my
Willie she reached in and gently held it
with her both hands the man closed his
eyes and said well go ahead the blonde
slowly brought her mouth closer holding
it close to her lips and whispered hello
Mom can you hear me