GOSSIP

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. they were about to have love when the girl stopped. I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a Bad girl and I charged $20 for lovemaking. The man reluctantly paid her and they did their thing….

A man had always dreamt of having  a pair of real cowboy boots.   One day he sees a pair on  sale, decides to treat himself   and walks proudly back home in his new boots.   He enters the house and asks his wife, ‘Do  you notice anything different about me?’   The wife looks…

Jacob and Jessica had been dating for over a year, and they decided to get married. They loved each other deeply, and everything seemed perfect for their future together. However, there was one significant challenge—Jessica’s younger sister. Her sister was 20 years old, dressed in tight mini-skirts and low-cut tops, and often bent down near…

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It’s a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his…

John walked into class late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”John replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down. Ten minutes later, Mike came in late. Mr. Clark asked him, “Mike, why are you late?”Mike answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.” Five minutes after that, Kevin walked in late….

An elderly man decided he wanted to make his younger wife pregnant, so he visited the doctor for a sperm count. The doctor handed him a specimen cup and instructed him to bring it back filled the next day. The following day, the man returned with the cup completely empty, the lid still on. The…

An overweight man is sitting on his couch watching TV when he sees a commercial for a guaranteed weight-loss program promising to shed 10 pounds in a week. Intrigued, he thinks, What do I have to lose? and signs up. The next morning, he opens his door to find a stunningly beautiful woman wearing nothing…

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and…

Late one night, a man regained consciousness in the hospital ICU. He was in agonizing pain, with tubes in his nose, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse standing nearby, watching over him. Realizing he’d clearly been in a serious accident, he tried to focus as the nurse leaned in, looking deeply into his…

A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son’s arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn’t understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm…