there was an eldery man who wanted to
make his younger wife
pregnant he went to the doctor to get a sperm
count the doctor told him to take a
specimen cup home feel it and bring it
back the elder man came back the next
day the specimen cup was empty and the
lead was on it the doctor asked what was the
problem the old man said well I tried
with my right hand nothing I tried with
my left hand nothing so my wife tried
with her right hand nothing her left
hand nothing her mouth
nothing then my wife’s friend tried
right hand left hand mouth still
nothing the doctor
replied wait a minute did you say your
wife’s friend too the elder man
answered yeah and we still couldn’t get
the lead of the specimen
cup two guys are standing in line to enter
Heaven one turned around and asked asked
the other how he
died I froze to death how about you I
had a heart
attack how did that
happen well I suspect that my wife was
cheating on me so after work I went
straight home I ran upstairs to find my
wife sleeping by herself then I ran back
downstairs and looked in all the hiding
spots when I was running back up the
stairs I had a heart
attack that’s iron
neck why if you would have looked in the
fridge we both be
alive a little boy walks into his
parents’ room while they’re having sex
the boy asks what are you doing
the mother
explains your taddy was full of hair so
I was jumping on him to get it out the
boy says that’s funny every time you
leave for work your sister comes and
blows him right back up