A Nurse sits next to the patient and touched his MANH00D.

A Nurse sits next to the patient and touched his MANH00D.
A Nurse sits next to the patient and touched his MANH00D.

Late one night, a man regained consciousness in the hospital ICU. He was in agonizing pain, with tubes in his nose, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse standing nearby, watching over him.

Realizing he’d clearly been in a serious accident, he tried to focus as the nurse leaned in, looking deeply into his eyes.

“You may not feel anything from the neck down,” she said softly.

With great effort, he managed to mumble back, “Can I feel your tits then?”

And that, my friends, is called a positive attitude.

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