late in the night he regained
Consciousness he found himself in
agonizing pain in the hospital’s
ICU with tubes up his nose wires
monitoring every function and a gorgeous
nurse hovering over him he realized he’d
obviously been in a serious accident
she gave him a deep look straight into the
eyes and he heard her slowly
say you may not feel anything from the face
down somehow he managed to mumble in
reply can I feel your tits
then that my friends is a positive
attitude
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