A first grade teacher was having trouble with  one of her students

A first grade teacher was having trouble with  one of her students, who was being extremely  

rude in class… So, one day she asked Little  Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m  

too smart for the first grade… ” “my sister is  in the third grade, and I’m smarter than her too.”  

The teacher took him to the principal’s office,  and explained the situation to the principal.

The principal told her that he would give Johnny  a test, and if he failed to answer one question  

correctly… he would have to go back to  the first grade and be quiet. The teacher  

and Johnny both agreed. The principal asked,  “What’s 3×3?” Johnny replied, “9.” “6×6?” asked  

the principal. “36,” Johnny quickly replied.  It continued on like this for almost an hour.

The principal asked Johnny every  question a third grader should know,  

and he answered them all correctly… Finally,  the principal told the teacher, “I see no reason  

Johnny can’t go to the third grade, he answered  all of my questions right.” The teacher asked if  

she could ask him some questions. The principal  and Johnny agree. So, the teacher asks Johnny,  

“What does a cow have four of, that I only  have two of?” “Legs,” Johnny replies. The  

teacher then asks, “What do you have in your  pants, that I don’t have?” The principal gasps,  

but before he can stop him from answering…  Johnny says, “Pockets.” Then the teacher asks,  

“What does a dog do, that a man steps  into?” Johnny says, “Pants.” Finally,  

the teacher asks, “What starts with “F”, ends  with “K”, and means a lot of excitement?”

“Firetruck!” says Johnny. The principal  breathes a big sigh of relief, then says,  

“Put Johnny in the fifth grade… ” “I  got the last four questions wrong myself!”

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