GOSSIP

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, Happy birthday boss! I felt so…

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment andimmediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asksthe guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain,”I put my headbetween your legs and you put your head between mine.” Still not knowingwhat she’s talking about, but not wanting…

a blonde wife luxuriates an a steaming bat her toes playfully dancing around the hot and cold Taps suddenly Panic sets in as she realizes her big toe is trapped in the T with a cry for help she summons her husband to the rescue good grief darling what have you gotten yourself into now…

after an amazing 69 with his girlfriend Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment he was afraid that the dentist would smell it on his breath so he brushed his teeth seven times and on top of that he used up two bottles of mouthwash as he arrived at the dentist he chewed five strong…

one man had a small PEN!S so he went to the doctor with this problem as happens in all jokes of this kind the doctor gave him super new pills that needed to be taken once a day but the man unable to wait ate the whole pack at once the next morning he discovered…

a truck driver who has a monkey along for the ride with a load of chickens stops every time they meet a female hitchhiker the truck driver asks screw or walk as she enters the cab the first several times the answer is walk and they are thrown out of the truck finally there is…

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife. Wife, we are going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog. The wife grimaces, but I don’t like fishing. Look, we are going fishing and that’s final. Do I have to go fishing with you? I really don’t want to go. Right, I’ll…

Anthony’s mother and father were making love together suddenly their son catch them in the middle of their action after that their son’s curiosity got the best of him he wanted to ask his father Dad how many types of tears are there the father surprised response well son a woman goes through three phases…

Dave goes to the doctor and tells him that he’s been unable to please his wife in bed. After finding nothing wrong physically, the doctor asks if their bedroom is comfortable. “Now that you mention it, it’s the hottest room in the house,” says Dave. “And right now I can’t afford an air conditioner or…

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby,…