Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, Happy birthday boss! I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? Okay, I said. She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake. My wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues. All yelling, surprise! While I was waiting on the sofa naked.