A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and
immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asks
the guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain,”I put my head
between your legs and you put your head between mine.” Still not knowing
what she’s talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to
try it. The second they get into the position, she lets go a rip roaring
fart. “What was that for?” he asks. “Oops! Sorry, let’s try it again”
she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one
loose.
The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. “Wait, where are you
going?” she asks.
The guy says, “If you think I’m sticking around for 67
more of those, you’re crazy .