GOSSIP

Two wives finally find some time to have a night out, just the two girls. After a night of happy drinking, they decide to wobble home, but on the way both have a desperate need to pee. They nip into a cemetery, do the deed and realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with. So…

Rex came home after a hard day at work. He went into the kitchen and realized that it had been freshly painted. He was surprised. He asked his wife if she had painted the kitchen. Karen sat on the couch while eating Cheetos and bon-bons. “No,” she replied. “I’ve been asking you to do the…

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town… They wanted to have s#x when the girl stopped for no reason!! and She say: “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s#x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and…

A guy goes to a house of pr#stitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed… She’s about to take off her sheer pink negl!gee, when the fire alarms ring! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs…

A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went to play golf one day. They were about to tee off on the first hole… The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of…

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of Bad things magazines. What did you do? the other nuns asked. Well of course I threw them in the trash. The second nun said, Well, I can top…

this 82 year old geezer steps into a bad house and picks a beautiful woman to go up to the room with him. Once inside, the woman asked him what he wanted. He hesitated for a moment, feeling a bit embarrassed, but eventually told her that he would like a BJ. The woman obliged, but…

The wife bought a new see through nightie, wore it without any underclothes, and came swinging before the husband. The husband says, you look so beautiful and gorgeous, my darling. The wife says. I know that, but I tried it the same way at the store, and the salesman was the first one to tell…

On a very beautiful day, Johnny was walking in the park. Suddenly he saw a girl. Johnny met his classmate from high school after 10 years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only, Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years. and took a…

Pinocchio had just finished having s*x with his girlfriend, and he asked her, “So … how was I?” She said, “Well, Pinocchio … I hate to say this, but when we have s*x, you give me splinters.” Pinocchio was devastated. He went running to Gepetto, crying, “My girlfriend says that when we have s*x, I…