YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
The wife bought a new see through nightie, wore it without any underclothes, and came swinging before the husband. The husband says, you look so beautiful and gorgeous, my darling. The wife says. I know that, but I tried it the same way at the store, and the salesman was the first one to tell…
On a very beautiful day, Johnny was walking in the park. Suddenly he saw a girl. Johnny met his classmate from high school after 10 years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only, Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years. and took a…
Pinocchio had just finished having s*x with his girlfriend, and he asked her, “So … how was I?” She said, “Well, Pinocchio … I hate to say this, but when we have s*x, you give me splinters.” Pinocchio was devastated. He went running to Gepetto, crying, “My girlfriend says that when we have s*x, I…
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbandsconstant demands for s@x, decides to make a schedule for him, to cutdown on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the restof their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece ofpaper, “Honey, you know I…
A man buys a pack of “Olympic condoms”. Upon getting home, heannounces to his wife.she blurts, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” hereplies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze…??tonight?”, she asks cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. Thewife responds, “Why do not you wear Silver, it would be nice if you camesecond…
a man was playing goLF and he got lost he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her saying can you please help me I don’t know what hole I’m on she told him you are one hole behind me I’m on seven and you are on six he tanked her and…
a blonde woman places an ad in the local newspaper looking for a man with three qualifications won’t beat me up won’t run away from me and is great in bed two days later her doorbell rings hi I’m Tim I have no arms so I won’t beat you and no legs so I won’t…
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cut off jeans. Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the genie to give him one wish. He pulls out a map of the Middle East and asks the genie if he can bring…
three brothers are traveling along a road and their car dies they all get out of the car and start walking to a barn that’s a little ways away when they get there the farmer comes out of the barn and offers them a room for one night he says to the first one you…
a couple were having trouble conceiving a child so they went to a doctor he examined them and concluded that the problem was one of insufficient penetration he suggested to the man that they tried the rear entry position the man said what is that the doctor replied just watch the dogs and do like…