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Drei Damen – eine Rothaarige, eine Brünette und eine Blondine – sind auf dem Weg zum vierten Loch in einem Golfclub in Florida… Als ein Mann, der nichts als eine Papiertüte über dem Kopf trägt, aus den Bäumen springt und über das Grün rennt. Die drei Damen starren ehrfürchtig auf die Größe seiner Männlichkeit. Die…
Die 18-jährige Enkeltochter kommt die Treppe runter und will zu einem Date gehen. Dabei trägt sie eine transparente Bluse und keinen BH. Ihre Großmutter ist empört und sagt: „Wehe, Du traust Dich so auf die Straße.“ Die Enkelin antwortet: „Reg’ Dich ab, Oma. Das ist heute eben so. Man kann seine Rosenknospen ruhig präsentieren.“ Und…
her and says I bet your underwear is blue. His teacher smiles and says no and lifts up her skirt to show she is not wearing any underwear. Johnny smiles and says my dad will pay you the 25 dollars. The teacher shows up to Johnny’s house and talks to his dad and tells him…
Also, Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18. She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9…
When You Have Good LessbIan NeighborsRob: My LessbIan nextdoor neighbors just gaveme a Rolex for mybirthday.I really like it but I thinkthey misunderstoodWhen I said ” I wanna watch”
A little black kid covered himself with baby powder… A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, “Mama, mama! Look, I’m white!”. His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, “Go and tell your dad what you told me!” So he ran…
A lady dwarf goes to her gynecologistfor her annual check up.“Any issues or concems?”, asks the Dr.”WeII,now that you mention it, I have noticed thatwhen it rains, my labia gets a bitred and sore.”“That’s very unusual”, says the Doc, “Hop upon table and let me take a look.”She does,and after a few minutes of checking…
Boy in the bath with his mum.Boy says, “Whats that hairy thing mumMum replies, “That is my sponge.”“Oh yes,” says the boy, “The babysittersgot one, I’ve seen herwashing dads face with it .”