YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A woman enrolled in nursing schoolis attending an anatomy class. Thesubject of the day is involuntarymuscles. The instructor, hoping toperk up the students a bit, asks thewoman if she knows what her@ssh0le does during an 0rg@sm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids..”
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a h00ker. She’s not quite sure what to do so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you get a question, I’ll be parked around…
When The Bride Is Not Afraid to See Her Husband’s Dlck It was the first night for a newlywed couple. The bride was still a vlrgln because she heard how much s*x can hurt if a man has a large dlck.To make his bride feel at ease, the groom said to her, “0K, I am…
Two guys win big in a casino and onewants to hire a h00ker.They’re not familiar with the areaso they’re not sure how this works.After hours of random searching theyfinally find a pretty stunning blonde.So the one guy says to his friend thathe’ll catch up with him tomorrow so hecan leave his friend to do the…
A Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, would i be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.I thought this sounded like a good rule. So…
A man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He replied, “That’s all right; we’ll learn about each other as we go along.”So she consented and they were married, and they went on honeymoon to a very nice…
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.The 1st passenger said, ‘I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.’ So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.The 2nd passenger,…
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Frees pareneshome for their first night together.In the morning. Johnny, Frees little brother. gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom If Fred and Mary are…
A man and a woman started to have sxx in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
On First Night Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity. Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fu*k So Well” Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How to Do You Know I Fu*ked So Well“