When his Wife Becomes a Businesswoman

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a h00ker.

She’s not quite sure what to do so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.

Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you get a question, I’ll be parked around the comer.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”.

She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks,

“What can he get for thirty?” “A h@nd job”, Harry replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a h@nd job. He agrees. She gets in the car.

He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE… she stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back to Harry and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”

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