GOSSIP

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed naked, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks…

A man is cheating on his wife And one night, after a rather energetic session with his mistress, he falls asleep and doesn’t wake up until 3am. Horrified, he scrambles around for his clothes, gets dressed, and leaves as fast as he can.On the way home he has an idea. He goes to the local…

He Used Protection yet His Girlfriend Became Pregnant…How?Guy Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke.How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his…

A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”,When she requested that he shave his beard.“Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice……

A young good looking woman married an old man. The marriage was pretty good except for the bedroom. The old man just couldn’t please her. One day they decided to go to the doctor. The woman told the doctor: “No matter how long or often we try, he just can’t please me.” The doctor said:…

When The Pr*stit*te Turns Out To Be His Wife. A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a Pr*stit*te before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a…

A woman visited her doctor for her annual exam. The doctor asked, “Are you and your husband s*xu@lly active?” “Yes, we have verbal s*x everyday.” the woman answered. “Verbal s*x? I think you mean or@l s*x!” the doctor laughed. “No, I mean verbal s*x.” the woman persisted “Every morning my husband and I pass each…

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is c*m all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I…

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big t*ts. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big t*ts, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was…

Guy walks in a bar with a black eye and sits down. The barman says “That looks nasty, what happened”? The man says” My wife complained that we don’t make love like they do in the movies, so I ripped her clothes off and bent her over the sink. Then I fu*ked her hard while…