If There Is No Light, It Does Not Speak The Truth

When The Pr*stit*te Turns Out To Be His Wife.

A man’s walking home late at night when

he sees a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty bucks,” she says.

He’s never been with a Pr*stit*te before,

but he decides what the hell.

They are going at it for a minute

when all of a sudden a light flashes

on them-it’s a policeman.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,”

the man answers indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth

neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”

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