Love Like A Movies

Guy walks in a bar with a black eye and sits down.

The barman says “That looks nasty, what happened”?

The man says” My wife complained that we don’t

make love like they do in the movies, so I ripped her

clothes off and bent her over the sink. Then I fu*ked

her hard while spanking her and then pulled out,

spat on my d*ck and stuck it in her @ss. I then threw

her on the floor and came on her face and t*ts”.

The barman said ” Wow, that sounds amazing,

but why the black eye”? “Well, it turns out

we don’t watch the same movies”.

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