GOSSIP

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with pr0stitute before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman… “What’s going on here?”…

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born”‘ she…

A GIRL REALIZED THAT SHE HAD GROWN HAIR BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE GOT WORRIED AND ASKED HER MOM ABOUT THAT HAIR. HER MOM CALMLY SAID, “THAT PART WHERE THE HAIR HAS GROWN IS CALLED MONKEY, BE PROUD THAT YOUR MONKEY HAS GROWN HAIR.” THE GIRL SMILED. AT DINNER, SHE TOLD HER SISTER, “MY MONKEY HAS…

The Wife Finds out That The Husband Is Of No Use Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years of this his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibr@tor. She goes ballistic, “You impotent b@stard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks at…

G@ngb@ng with Widow John decided to 30 skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded UP John minivan and headed north. After driving Qor a Pew hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. go they pulled into a nearby earm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the…

An average looking man walks into a bar. A beautiful woman approaches him.The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned.He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him, so he agreed.They both get into his car and drive really far.He stops at…

Tragedy With WidowTwo elderly widows were on a walk. Ethel said, “Well, Mabel, I’ve been reading these Cosmopolitan magazines at the doctor’s office. But all they talk about is ‘mutual 0rg@sm’. Mutual 0rg@sm here and 0rg@sm there. Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual 0rg@sm?” Finally, she shook her head…

When Prince Charles Meets H00ker Prince Charles decided to take up walking and everyday, at the same street corner, he Would pass a h00ker. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certainto follow.•one hundred and fifty pounds!” she’d shout. “No! Five pounds!” he said from the side of his…

The H0rny NunsThe first nun says: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and some new clothes. While he was changing. I peaked through the keyhole and I stared longingly at his p!nis.”The priest says: “Do not be ashamed….