Tragedy With Widow
Two elderly widows were on a walk. Ethel said,
“Well, Mabel, I’ve been reading these Cosmopolitan magazines at the doctor’s office.
But all they talk about is ‘mutual 0rg@sm’. Mutual 0rg@sm here and 0rg@sm there.
Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual 0rg@sm?”
Finally, she shook her head and said, “No, I think we had State Farm.”