The Wife Finds out That The Husband Is Of No Use
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years of this his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibr@tor.
She goes ballistic, “You impotent b@stard! How could you lie to me all these years?”
Husband looks at her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids…..”