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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order: “What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful…

What’s the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a h00ker? The nympho says, “You Ire done already?” The h00ker says “Are you done yet?” And the wife says, “Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

Three Women Were Sitting In A Bar Enjoying A Drink. They Got To Talking And Found Out That All Of Their Husbands Were Named Bubba. The First Woman Says, “We Need To Come Up With Nick Names For Our Husbands So We Know Which Bubba We’Re Talking About. The Third Woman Says, “I’Ll Call My…

Rabbit Sellers Have S*x With Old Man’s Wife An old hillbilly has a beautiful young bride. One day a salesman comes to his door selling rabbits. “That’s a mighty fine looking rabbit you have there,” says the old man. “How much do you want for it? 11 “This one sells for 20 bucks,” says the…

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down . The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you…

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger…

A man is in a hotel lobby.He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her bre@st. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft…

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy”. The red head said, “If your logic…

An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.” “Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin.” “There’s more,” says the man. “We went back to her…

Tom and John are hanging out.Tom asks John, “It’s fuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuckin’ slippers?”John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sex with both of you.” One of the sisters replies,”Prove it!”…