GOSSIP

Joke No 1 : One night a little girl walks in on her parents One night a little girl walks in on her parents having s*x. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother…

Joke No 1 : Husband and Wife in Shower A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a…

Joke No 1 : Little Johnny is playing with his electric train set in the living room and his mom is in the kitchen when she hears him say, “The train has arrived at the station. All you mother-fu*kers getting off, get off and all you mother-fu*kers getting on, get on.” She immediately scolds him…

Joke No 1: A newlywed farmer and his wife A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law, unfortunately killing her instantly. At the funeral service, the farmer…

Joke No 1 : A man went to the doctor complaining about Er*ct!le dysfunction… A man went to the doctor and told him that he was having trouble maintaining an erection. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his p*n!s were damaged from a prior viral…

Joke No 1 : Guy walks into a store… Guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, “Where’s the alcohol?” Clerk replies, “I’m sorry, this is a candy store.” Guy pleads, “Do you have any candy with alcohol in it?” Clerk walks down an aisle and returns with a bag. Guy looks at the…

Joke no 1 : A waiteress takes an order from a customer who asks for half a Caesar salad. The waiter says “Well, we have a small and a large, would you like the small?” The customer says, “No, I don’t want a small or a large. I want HALF a Caesar salad. Why is…

THIS BLONDE IS SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE BLONDE JOKES This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she…

He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having s*x with anybody else. “So how did you do it?” she asks. “I trained my d!ck to respond to drill commands like so.” He undoes his belt and drops his trousers. “d!ck, ten-HUT!” His p*nis springs straight up, erect and raring…

when Wife reveals she had sex with Tiger Woods On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I…