GOSSIP

A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar. The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!” The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum and coke!” The anti-vaxxer does nothing. She collapsed and died from polio.

Her boss thought that she knew everything about the job, except for ONE THING: “Never laugh at a patient, no matter what.” “Of course I won’t laugh,” the nurse said. “I’m a professional nurse. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” Three days later, the hospital received a new patient that the…

After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a s*xy nurse standing over me.. She said “You may not feel anything from the waist down.” “Fair enough,” I replied and felt her breasts.

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”“No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it..”The…

“Son, I guess you are old enough to know. You know our town is strict about no pre-marital s*x. Several town men used to… um… relieve their stress into the local well. One dark night, I was heading back to our house, and I fell in the well. After some fuss, our family got me…

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned.The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, “Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad.You better roll him over.”The mortician rolls him over, and…

A man’s organs are having a meeting to decide how to survive the current crisis. The Brain takes the chair. (Brain) – Ok! Times are hard. We need to work together and help our human to survive this crisis. I will open the floor for discussion. (P*n!s gets up) – I have an idea! Let’s…

Rex came home after a hard day at work. He went into the kitchen and realized that it had been freshly painted. He was surprised. He asked his wife if she had painted the kitchen. Karen sat on the couch while eating Cheetos and bon-bons. “No,” she replied. “I’ve been asking you to do the…

An older gentleman and his wife are having problems with their s*x life Norm and Flo take a trip to the doctor’s and old Norm explains that they still enjoy an active s*x life but in the past 5 years Flo has never reached an 0rg@sm. The doctor, who incidentally is a very handsome and…

I just don’t get hookup culture On nights out, when I tell them I’ve got a d!ck like a horse, there’s no end of people willing to come home with me. They’re all eager and flirty in the taxi. But when we get home it’s all: screaming, running and shouting “why has it got legs‽”