Big Like a Horse

Big Like a Horse

I just don’t get hookup culture

On nights out, when I tell them I’ve got a d!ck like a horse, there’s no end of people willing to come home with me.

They’re all eager and flirty in the taxi.

But when we get home it’s all: screaming, running and shouting “why has it got legs‽”

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