A man’s organs are having a meeting to decide how to survive the current crisis.
The Brain takes the chair.
(Brain) – Ok! Times are hard. We need to work together and help our human to survive this crisis. I will open the floor for discussion.
(P*n!s gets up) – I have an idea! Let’s get rid of one of the kidneys. We don’t need two. They are just consuming resources.
(Brain) – I think it’s a good idea! Let’s get rid of one of the kidneys!
(All other organs yelling) – No. that’s a bad Idea! We need kidneys. Times are hard! We need them more than ever to filter the blood.
(Brain) -I am sorry. You are right. That was a bad idea. Any other ideas?
(P*n!s gets up) -Let’s get rid of one of the lungs! We got two of them! We don’t need two of them. They are just consuming resources.
(Brain) – I think it’s a good idea! Let’s get rid of one of the lungs!
(all other organs) – No it’s a bad idea! Times are hard! We need to work more and harder. We need both lungs to provide oxygen to all organs! We need them more than ever.
(Brain) – I am sorry, you are right. That’s a bad idea. Any other ideas?
(P*n!s gets up!) – I have an idea!
(Brain yells) – P*n!s! Sit down and don’t get up! When you are up I can’t think!