YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A couple are about to have s*x, when the man reaches for some lube… Opening a new bottle, he notices the protective tape on the cap has already been torn off, suggesting the bottle may have tampered with. That’s weird, he thinks to himself. “Do not use if seal is missing” it reads on the…
A married couple are being int1m@te in the bedroom, when suddenly the wife groans in pain and looks up at her husband. “Honey… take off your ring before you finger me.” She says. He gives her a confused look and replies, “That’s not my ring, that’s my watch.”
A couple wants to have s*x but their 8 year old son named Timmy is in the house. To get him out of the house, they give him an ice pop and they tell him to sit on the front porch and shout out everything that he sees while they try to pull a quickie….
My pen1s made it into the Guinness Book of World Records! Librarian told me to take it out though
Up in the hill country, Jethro and Daisy Mae get hitched and go off to Niagara Falls for a week-long honeymoon. But just two days latter, Jethro comes through the door of his father’s house in a lather. His Pappy asks him, “Boy, why you home so early? You got another 5 days on your…
So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father…
An American, a Russian, and a Ukrainian were sitting together on a train. Wanting to impress the others, the American pulls out a gun and throws it out the window. “What are you doing!?” The others exclaimed. “Aw, “ says the American, “we’ve got so many guns in America that I didn’t really need that…
Two babies are next to eachother in the nursing ward of the hospital One proudly says to the other: “I am a boy!” The other one says: “I don’t believe you, you have to show me!” The first one says: “Fine, just wait until the nurse leaves the room” When finally the nurse leaves the…
Your wife will always blow your bonus.
A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire……. “Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes…