GOSSIP

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home, her mom advised her, My sweet, whenever your boyfriend wanted to touch your pants, tell him there is a hot oven, so your hand will burn. Next day the mom asked her daughter, Had you a good day? The blonde answered, It was the best…

A woman goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you. The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready. Well, what is…

A guy goes to a bad house and asks for a girl. The madam explains that she’s sorry, but all the girls are occupied. All she has is the goat at the end of the hall. He can do the goat for ten dollar. Guy goes to the room at the end of the hall,…

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that herhusband had developed a penchant for anal s#x, and she was not sure itwas such a good idea. The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said thatshe did. He asked, “Does it hurt you?” She said no. The Doctor then toldher,…

whenever Little Johnny’s parents wanted some alone time they would send him out to the front porch with a bowl of ice cream this worked for a while but eventually Little Johnny started eating the ice cream too quickly and would come back inside before his parents were done so one day his mom came…

a young bloke with his pants hanging half off his ARS two gold front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the center link to sign some paperwork he marched up to the counter and said hi you know I just hate being on the Dole I’d really rather…

a couple who went to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls the guy selling the Bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off a fine specimen this bull reproduced 57 times last year the wife nudges her husband in the…

So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies,…

A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to their new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, I’ve been a little sick…

A man got a girl pregnant, and when her father found out he was furious. He went to the man’s house and confronted the culprit. The father told the man, You got my girl pregnant and I want to know what you’re going to do about it! The man was financially pretty well off, and…