Funny Joke ‣ The Farmer’s Three Beautiful Daughters

A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun.

Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers.

The farmer exclaimed “What do you want boy?”

The young man replied “ Hi, I’m Eddie, I’m here for Betty, we’re going out for spaghetti, is she ready?”

The farmer laughed and said” You are a clever young man!”

Eddie replied” We rhyme. all the time!”.

“Well come in, Betty will be ready to go soon.”

A second knock at the door. The farmer again answers with his gun. Another well dressed man stood there with flowers.

The farmer exclaimed, “Young man what do you want? “

The young man sheepishly answered ” Hello, my name is Joe I’m here for Flo, I would like to take her to a show, may she go?

The farmer laughed and said” you are a clever young man.”

Joe said” We rhyme. all the time!”

“Come on in Flo will be ready to go real soon!”

A third knock at the door. The farmer again answers with his gun. Another well dressed man stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed, “Young man what do you want? “

The young man said“Hi my name’s Chuck. “

The farmer shot him.

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