Funny Joke ‣ How Many Budgies Were In Stock?

Jimmy-Joe went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.

“We have 99” replied the shop owner “Give us the lot” said. Jimmy-Joe, paid for them and left.

He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket.

He put a budgie in each pocket.

Went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off.

He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened.

“Don’t know sur” he replied “but that’s the last time I try that budgie jumping”

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