GOSSIP

a woman has been working the whole day and was exhausted she stops at the grocery store on her way home and calls her husband. honey what would you like for dinner today? the husband thinks for a long time and says, I have no idea I’m too busy at the moment at the office….

Jim decided to propose to Sandy but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. she informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her a majority of a 12 year old. he stated that it was okay because he loved her so much. I too have…

a woman was cheating on her husband with three guys. during one night she noticed that her husband came home earlier. she told the guys to hide in the Sacks. when her husband entered the room, he asked, “what are these sacks doing here?” the woman answered, “well my relatives came by and left this…

a woman went to the service counter and told the clerk, she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. the clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund, because she bought it on special. suddenly the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming. “pinch…

a woman sits down on a plane for a long flight, sitting in the window seat. next to her is a middle-aged man. sometime after the plane takes off, the man lets out a small achoo. immediately he unzips his pants, pulls his d*ck out and wipes it off. aghast, the woman is so stunned…

a man goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night. he finds from there a very attractive young woman and asks her, “how much do you charge for 1 hour?” the woman says, €200. he thinks for a while and then says, “fine, but do you do Glasgow style?” she says, no, I don’t. the…

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out her…

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the…

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”…

a young man wanted to ensure that his virgin bride sexual inexperience wouldn’t be a cause of any tension or trouble one evening as they sat together the young man decided to address this delicate topic he gently explained to his bride that he didn’t want her to ever feel pressured or obligated to have…