GOSSIP

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It’s a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his…

John walked into class late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”John replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down. Ten minutes later, Mike came in late. Mr. Clark asked him, “Mike, why are you late?”Mike answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.” Five minutes after that, Kevin walked in late….

An elderly man decided he wanted to make his younger wife pregnant, so he visited the doctor for a sperm count. The doctor handed him a specimen cup and instructed him to bring it back filled the next day. The following day, the man returned with the cup completely empty, the lid still on. The…

An overweight man is sitting on his couch watching TV when he sees a commercial for a guaranteed weight-loss program promising to shed 10 pounds in a week. Intrigued, he thinks, What do I have to lose? and signs up. The next morning, he opens his door to find a stunningly beautiful woman wearing nothing…

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and…

Late one night, a man regained consciousness in the hospital ICU. He was in agonizing pain, with tubes in his nose, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse standing nearby, watching over him. Realizing he’d clearly been in a serious accident, he tried to focus as the nurse leaned in, looking deeply into his…

A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son’s arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn’t understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm…

one morning while his wife was makingbreakfast, a man walked up to her andgave her a healthy pinch on her butt. hesaid to her, if you firmed up your butt,we could get rid of your girdle. the wifewas angry but said nothing. the nextmorning, her husband pinched her breastand said, if you firm these up,…

A woman had been working tirelessly all day and was completely exhausted. On her way home, she stopped at the grocery store and decided to call her husband. “Honey, what would you like for dinner tonight?” she asked. The husband, clearly preoccupied with work, replied, “I don’t know. I’m swamped at the office. Just surprise…

Jim decided to propose to Sandy but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. she informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her a majority of a 12 year old. he stated that it was okay because he loved her so much. I too have…