GOSSIP

an older couple Bertha and Hans made their way to Texas Hans has always wanted to get some authentic western boots he spotted a pair bought them and proudly returned home he walked through the house in his new boots and asked Bertha in the kitchen do you see a change in me Bertha looked…

A father and son went hunting together for the first time the father said stay here and be very quiet I’ll be across the field a little while later the father heard a blood curdling scream so he ran back to his son what’s wrong the father asked I thought I told you to be…

After a long stint in prison Kathy managed to secure herself a job at a candy shop she arrived on the first day wearing a proper yet practical dress however her first day was set to be retrieving candy at the front register. the first customer came looked at the candy and asked for licorice…

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?”” “Melons,” the blonde replies. “Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many…

Little Johnny got caught stealing in a food for less and runs away from the cops. He runs towards his school and into his classroom. He asks his teacher, may I please hide in your classroom because I got caught stealing. The teacher says yes. Little Johnny first hides under a desk, but no, the…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…

Three nuns were talking…The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of p0rn0graphic magazines!” “What did you do?” the other nuns asked. “Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.” The second nun said, “Well, yesterday, I was in…

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says to the man I have a huge problem I cannot handle but I don’t know how to even start explaining it. The psychiatrist looks at her and says in a calm voice no worries just tell the whole story and I will listen and let’s see what…

A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. ‘I’m afraid not, sir,’ the clerk told him apologetically, ‘but down the hall from your room is a…

Mike was 35 years old and he had been together with his beautiful girlfriend for over a year already before they decided to get married hehad been the whole time faithful withher but during the whole year he hadbeen having his eyes on her beautiful younger sister who was always wearingvery tight miniskirts and going…