GOSSIP

Little Johnny got caught stealing in a food for less and runs away from the cops. He runs towards his school and into his classroom. He asks his teacher, may I please hide in your classroom because I got caught stealing. The teacher says yes. Little Johnny first hides under a desk, but no, the…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…

Three nuns were talking…The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of p0rn0graphic magazines!” “What did you do?” the other nuns asked. “Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.” The second nun said, “Well, yesterday, I was in…

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says to the man I have a huge problem I cannot handle but I don’t know how to even start explaining it. The psychiatrist looks at her and says in a calm voice no worries just tell the whole story and I will listen and let’s see what…

A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. ‘I’m afraid not, sir,’ the clerk told him apologetically, ‘but down the hall from your room is a…

Mike was 35 years old and he had been together with his beautiful girlfriend for over a year already before they decided to get married hehad been the whole time faithful withher but during the whole year he hadbeen having his eyes on her beautiful younger sister who was always wearingvery tight miniskirts and going…

A WOMEN DECIDED TO GO TO THE LOCAL MARKET AND SEE IF SHE COULD FIND SOMETHING NICE FOR HER TO WEAR FOR THE EVENING…SHE TRIED ON MANY DIFFERENT LINGERIES WHEN SHE FINALLY FOUND THE ONE AND BOUGHT IT.BACK AT HOME SHE DRESSED UP IN IT AND TOOK A PICTURE TO SEND TO HER HUSBAND. SO,…

A salesman was preparing to go on a long trip, so he thought he’d buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a s*x shop and explained his situation. The clerk said, ‘Well, I don’t know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except… the Magic…

A WOMAN HAD BEEN SHOPPING THE WHOLE DAY AT THE MALL AND WAS ALMOST READY TO GO BACK HOME WHEN SHE NOTICED A TATTOO ARTIST DOING A REALLY AMAZING TATTOO FOR THIS ONE WOMAN.SHE GOES CLOSER TO TAKE A LOOK AND IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZED HOW TALENTED THE MAN IS. ONCE THE TATTOO ARTIST FINISHED HIS…

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him…