A father and son went hunting together for the first time the father
said stay here and be very quiet I’ll be across the field a little while later
the father heard a blood curdling scream so he ran back to his son what’s wrong
the father asked I thought I told you to be quiet the boy answered look I was
quiet when the snake slithered across my feet I was quiet when the bear breathed
down my neck I didn’t move a muscle when
the skunk climbed over my shoulder I closed my eyes and held my breath when
the wasp stung me I didn’t cough when I swallowed the Gat I didn’t swear or
scratch when the poison oak started itching but when the two squirrels
crawled up my trouser leg I just panicked when I heard one of them say
should we eat them here or take them with us.