A squirrel crawled up in Trouser.

A father and son went hunting together for the first time the father

said stay here and be very quiet I’ll be across the field a little while later

the father heard a blood curdling scream so he ran back to his son what’s wrong

the father asked I thought I told you to be quiet the boy answered look I was

quiet when the snake slithered across my feet I was quiet when the bear breathed

down my neck I didn’t move a muscle when

the skunk climbed over my shoulder I closed my eyes and held my breath when

the wasp stung me I didn’t cough when I swallowed the Gat I didn’t swear or

scratch when the poison oak started itching but when the two squirrels

crawled up my trouser leg I just panicked when I heard one of them say

should we eat them here or take them with us.

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