GOSSIP

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.  So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?”  The Cowboy…

A woman goes to her Gynecologist. “What seems to be the problem?” asked the doctor. Woman: “Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina.” The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, “Those Aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the stickers off the bananas.”

so a man stumbled home after a night partying hard with his mistress he checked the time on his watch and saw that it was 6:00 a.m. when he got to his front door his very angry wife greeted him she smelt the alcohol on his breath and saw the lipstick on his cheek I…

So the wife and I were in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago when that incoming missile alert came up on both of our phones she quickly changed into her naughtiest lingery and took up a seductive pose on the hotel bed we only have 38 minutes to live said my wife so let’s make…

a teacher noticed that little Johnny sitting at the back of the class was squirming around scratching his crotch and not paying attention she went back to find out what was going on he was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy the teacher told him…

Hugh Hefner decided to marry he sent his talent scouts out to look for the perfect blonde the scouts were given strict criteria but of course one of the criteria is that must be natural blonde and it could only be confirmed by Hugh at a personal interview the day came where it had been…

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, by having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap… One evening she sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn’t tell her husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: “Excuse me my…