GOSSIP

a college professor was in a confessional Booth talking to the priest father my wife has been out of town he said after class today A beautiful young coet invited me back to her dorm room I know it’s wrong but I’ve never been in a situation like this before and she was just so…

A pilgrim was walking across the prairie during the days of the Old West when he came across a small town. Passing through the town, he noticed a saloon and decided to stop and quench his thirst. After ordering a beer, he stood at the bar and observed the other clientele in the saloon. Suddenly…

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat…

On a dark, stormy evening, Peter, a taxi driver, was navigating through the wet streets of the city. The streets were mostly empty, and he was contemplating calling it a night. Suddenly, as he passed a dimly lit alleyway, he noticed a frantic hand waving, signaling him to stop. As he slowed his cab and…

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared one with the teacher. Little Johnny says, Can I play with your belly button? My mom always lets me when we camp. The teacher says, sure. 5 minutes later, the teacher says, Woah. Woah. Woah. That’s not a bellabund. Little…

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating…She says, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?” One of the japanese men says, “Can’t you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry.” The waitress…

little Johnny hears a noise and peeps into his parents room to check it out he finds his mom bent over the dresser and Dad going at it behind her his dad sees Johnny and Winks afterwards dad goes to check on Johnny he finds Grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it…

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred’s wife while she sunbathed t0pless.The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, “I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday.”Fred was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George he planned revenge.That very evening, Fred noticed…