GOSSIP

little Johnny hears a noise and peeps into his parents room to check it out he finds his mom bent over the dresser and Dad going at it behind her his dad sees Johnny and Winks afterwards dad goes to check on Johnny he finds Grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it…

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred’s wife while she sunbathed topless.The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, “I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday.”Fred was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George he planned revenge.That very evening, Fred noticed…

a groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by The Altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest brightest smile on his face the best man says hey man I know you are happy to be getting married but what’s up you look so excited the…

little Johnny is delivering newspapers he knocks on a door and says to the lady I’m collecting today that’ll be $5 she says I’m a little short on cash but we can screw instead Little Johnny agrees all right he walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down to her surprise…

A recently divorced man sits down at a bar… He glumly orders a drink, and notices a woman sitting at the end of the bar. The man figures he’s divorced now, might as well get back into the game, so he walks over and starts chatting. “What’s a beautiful woman like you doing sitting in…

the tattoo artist gave Young Pretty Woman a tattoo and told her instead of paying me you can just show me your breasts the transaction was Tit for Tat

A guy goes to a KNOCKING House. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take off her sheer pink negligee, when the fire alarms ring! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand.He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after…

A drunk falls into a cab, gives the cabbie a $20 bill and bellows “I wanna get screwed.” The cabbie dutifully drives him to the ‘burbs and points out a town house. The drunk staggers up to the front door, bangs on it, and screams “I wanna get screwed!” A female voice answers, “Slip $100…

In a London Nursing home an old priest lay dying, for years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?”, said the nurse. “I would really like to see David Cameron and Nick Clegg before I die” whispered the priest. “I’ll see what…

An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to…