little Johnny is delivering
newspapers he knocks on a door and says
to the lady I’m collecting today that’ll be
$5 she says I’m a little short on cash
but we can screw instead Little Johnny
agrees all right he walks in and the
lady undoes his pants and pulls them
down to her surprise eyes she sees the
biggest manhood she’s ever seen Little
Johnny then reaches into his shirt
pocket pulls out a handful of washers
and begins sliding them onto his pecker
the lady says you don’t have to do that
I can take all of it not for five bucks
you can’t replies Little Johnny