GOSSIP

the doctor told him that Master buing before sex often helped Men last longer during the act the man decided what the hell I try it he spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it he couldn’t do it in his office he talk about the restroom but that was too…

A well-earned one dollar bill and a similarly distressed 100 bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be destroyed. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The 100 bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I’ve had a pretty good life,” the 100 bill…

One day, a husband telephones his wife. But his daughter answers, “Hello?” “Hey honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s in the bedroom with Uncle Jake.” “But you don’t have an uncle Jake, sweetie.” “Uh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now.” “Okay honey,…

Three men died and were greeted by Satan at the gates of hell. Welcome, you sinners! Here in hell, your rank and your mode of transportation is based on your Your experiences with women. And then he asks the first man, How many were you with? The man thinks and says, I think it must…

A woman had been shopping the whole day at the mall and was almost ready to go back home. When she noticed a tattoo artist doing a really amazing tattoo for this one woman, she goes closer to take a look and is absolutely amazed how talented the man is. Once the tattoo artist finished…

Tom calls his boss and says, “Hey boss, I can’t come to work today. I’m really sick—got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt. I just can’t make it.” The boss replies, “Tom, I really need you today. Listen, when I feel like that, I go to my wife, and we… you know, get…

A man goes to a restaurant for dinner. He has a seat at a table and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He beckons the waiter over and asks, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?” The waiter says, “A penny.” The man exclaims, “A penny?…

A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor “What’s that thing hanging between my husband’s legs?” The doctor replies “We call that the penis.” The new bride then asks “What’s that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?” The doctor replies…

Three women were sitting around talking about their s@x lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.” The second woman said, “My husband’s like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting…

I thought about an old age question: is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the bollocks? Women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the bollocks. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I came up with the answer to that question: getting…