GOSSIP

Three women were sitting around talking about their s@x lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.” The second woman said, “My husband’s like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting…

I thought about an old age question is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the bollocks women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the bollocks well after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I came up with the answer to that question getting…

A young man is starting his  first ever job at a morgue.  The boss of the morgue thinks, I’ll throw  him in at the deep end on his first day  give him a real challenge. So he takes the  young man to a door and he tells the young man  “Behind this door is a…

Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party he didn’t even remember how he got home from the party as bad as he was failing he wondered if he did something wrong jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw was a couple…

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” he asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”

an older couple had been together for 40 years now and they had never had anyone else in their lives and they both had been for a long time thinking how it would be to have a swing with someone else one day in the morning while they were having breakfast the man reads the…

A MAN HAD BEEN TOGETHER WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS NOW. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THE MAN WAS REALLY TRYING TO FIND THE BEST GIFT FOR HER. HE FIGURES THAT THERE’S NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN TO HAVE HER NAME TATTOOED ON HIM. SO, HE GOES OVER TO A…

Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish…LongThe first nun said with a blush, “This is slightly embarrassing, but I have to admit,…

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight when Grandpa found a bottle of Vi@gra in his son’s medicine cabinet he asked about using one of the pills the son said I don’t think you should take one dad they’re very strong and very expensive how much asked Grandpa $10 a pill answered the son…

In a quaint little church, there was a talented organist named Karen, renowned for her impressive musical skills and, well, equally impressive assets. As she played the organ, her ample bosom seemed to have a mind of its own, drawing more attention than the hymns themselves. This became quite the topic of discussion among the…